The rival

A rival is a competitor that wants to do anything that will prove they are better than you. Your job, your girlfriend, your stuff: his is better. If not he will try to take them, because he is a dick.

The enemy

A true enemy hates you. More than a rival, this person wishes you harm. They won't necessarily go out of their way, but they do want you to fail in every imaginable instance and would get a good laugh out of your demise.

The Archrival

An archrival is clearly insane and will go to rediculous lengths to fuck up your life. Elaborate schemes, kidnapping loved ones, anything to ruin your life and make you rue the day you ever crossed paths are the usual.

The Mortal Foe

Simply put: someone will die.

Recommended for experienced users (ninjas, mercenaries, crime lords, misc. assassins) only.

The good news is Luis (see front page) is back on the market for a mortal foe. Don't let him down.