Sony’s New Product Release (PIC)
After decades of testing, Sony is ready to unveil it’s greatest achievement. Gentlemen, I give you the Sony Walken.
The Sony Walken acts, dances, and plays mp3s. (Only he can hear them, because of his noise reducing headphones. What can we say, he loves music.) There are still some minor bugs like a complete disregard for punctuation and a strange way about him that is very creepy and funny at the same time. It’s expected to be a big seller this Christmas so be sure to pick one up as soon as possible.
