Gadget Update 1 (PIC)

by DeHart on August 11, 2010

In today’s world, security is a top priority and one of the most real threats to our own security is theft. When someone forcefully takes something that belongs to you, well, it just sucks. It’s an age old problem, but here at Unitedcypher headquarters we’re always working on new technologies to solve problems.

One of the most commonly stolen items is food. From burglarizing hamburgers to stealing cooling pies off window sills, it’s a common problem and a major threat to security. That’s why we’ve invented the Gridlock Waffle Security System, a powerfully locking waffle iron that’s password protected. “Leggo my Eggo.” I don’t think so. You’ll have to get it first.

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