Bull from Night Court as "Mestiema" aka...SATAN!!!!

Hello once again, to all you valiant knights, princes, and fairies out there! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In this episode, Mark and I are re-joined by former and now once again full-time MPM co-host Phil “The Kill” Collins (Not from Genesis) as we depict through two movies that are similar in storyline, but not so similar in terms of being good. We go over the 1984 flick Dungeonmaster as well as Ridley Scott’s Legend. In this episode, Mark and I try to “Dr. Phil” our way into Philip’s head to find out exactly what happened to make him so terrified of Tim Curry. We also talk about the appreciation we have toward great special effects from the 80′s that still hold up to today’s standards, as well as the fact that it obviously only takes a modern day computer programmer to defeat Satan and send his ass back to hell. Enjoy!

Also! If you’re into Comics, cards, and games, head down to EMPIRE COMICS off of Charlestown Rd, New Albany, IN. There is no place better in the area! Right now George is having 30% on all his  WALKING DEAD trades, so hurry down and grab some awesomeness.

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Jim Ross puppet

The REAL bad guys of the movie.

Awesome Goblins

Angry Malcolm is ANGRY!!!

Terrifying.

Starring - Tom Cruise's Thong

Ohhhh Yeeeeeah!

Pure. Faggotry.

Ground breaking special effects.

Hello to our prehistoric podcast listeners!

Mark and I are back as we go to the distant past and dig up two completely fossilized pieces of shit! In this weeks episode we decide to rip apart Theodore Rex, and Adventures in Dinosaur City. Both of these movies were regular rentals of ours when we were kids, and after watching them as adults, we finally understand why we are both as retarded as we are. In this episode we discuss such things as possible general odors of Whoopi Goldberg’s nether regions, the impossibility of fitting a three toed dino foot into a shoes’ circular entrance, and the overall awfulness of some voice acting all together.  Enjoy!

Also! If you’re into Comics, cards, and games, head down to EMPIRE COMICS off of Charlestown Rd, New Albany, IN. There is no place better in the area! Right now George is having 30% on all his  WALKING DEAD trades, so hurry down and grab some awesomeness.

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Why the hell didn't Shaft take the main police officer role!!??

Because when I think ass-kicking law enforcer...

If Man-Thing and Jawas had kids.

Recycled Ghoulies

Oscar winning makeup design.

One year before Jurassic Park.

EPISODE 3 – Explainations

The crew explains their absence and get back to the business of being angry at the world.

Starring Mark, Evan and DeHart. Produced by eddieMike.

Brought to you by the Mesquite Doughnut… Delicious.

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Change is coming, America! But more specifically, change is coming to our website. Lot’s of little bugs are being worked out by the crack(ed out) staff here at unitedcypher, and we hope you enjoy the fruits of our labor. The first major change effects each and every post on our site ; We’re removing the independent Facebook “Like” button and we urge you to use the Share button instead. It allows for sharing on various social media platforms and doesn’t muck up the look of each post so that is a vast improvement. Like us on your own time and/or wall posting, if you don’t mind.

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Stay Tuned!

EPISODE 2 – Brains optional

Unitedcypher’s newest program, USDMZ, features uncensored, controversial conversations on taboo topics that most residents of the United States of America go out of their way to avoid. The choice of a name was an easy one – much like a demilitarized zone, the US is a wild and unpredictable place, primed for conflict and highly sought after for it’s resources, both human and otherwise. What follows is our showcase of opinions, a portrait of our joy and disdain ; a often funny yet sober view of the world as we see it.

Starring Mark, Evan and DeHart. Produced by eddieMike.

Enjoy the Mesquite Doughnuts, they are truly a treasure.

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Show links & searchables

Reason Rally

Intelligence Squared Debates (US)

16 yo girl fights for separation of church and state

Dave Mustaine on Satan

MR Show on religion

Crack is wack

My prerogative

Cheesy Potatoes are crack?!

Decent gore for ScyFY

Hey Swamp Asses, welcome again to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Mark and I discuss DC Comics’ Swamp Thing (1982)  and  Marvel Comics’  Man-Thing (2005). Yet again we roast one of the “the great” Wes Craven’s films, talk about the lack of budgets in the early 80′s, discuss the amount of Playboy models that filled the movies back then, the awfulness of putting a terrible actor in the part of a terrible accent, and why its impossible for ScyFy to make a decent movie. Enjoy!

Also! If you’re into Comics, cards, and games, head down to EMPIRE COMICS off of Charlestown Rd, New Albany, IN. There is no place better in the area! Right now George is having 30% on all his  BATMAN trades, so hurry down and grab some awesomeness.

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You got blood on my tits!!

I love being a redneck!

Look into my shitty CGI eyes!

Green Mummy

Unitedcypher’s newest program, USDMZ, features uncensored, controversial conversations on taboo topics that most residents of the United States of America go out of their way to avoid. The choice of a name was an easy one – much like a demilitarized zone, the US is a wild and unpredictable place, primed for conflict and highly sought after for it’s resources, both human and otherwise. What follows is our showcase of opinions, a portrait of our joy and disdain ; a often funny yet sober view of the world as we see it.

Starring Mark, Evan and DeHart. Produced by eddieMike.

Enjoy the Mesquite Doughnuts, they are truly a treasure.