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		<title>Riggs and Murtaugh, Together Again (PIC)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 14:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DeHart</dc:creator>
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I think we&#8217;re all going to need a little more time before Lethal Weapon 5.

Not even an &#8220;I&#8217;m getting to old for this shit&#8221;
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<p style="text-align: center;">I think we&#8217;re all going to need a little more time before Lethal Weapon 5.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class=" aligncenter" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8IXFY6I9KSE/TIT41UpRstI/AAAAAAAAA2s/FYKgOaSt3wQ/riggsandmurtah.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="480" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Not even an &#8220;I&#8217;m getting to old for this shit&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 2/Episode 6 &#8211; Something Smells Fishy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 02:35:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SRosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please, God! Not the tree-dwelling Piranha!
Hello everyone! In this week&#8217;s episode, Mark and I are Gone Fishin&#8217; with two of the crappiest movies of all &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_1131" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-1131" href="http://www.unitedcypher.net/motion-picture-meltdown-season-2episode-6-something-smells-fishy/vlcsnap-1685571/"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1131" src="http://www.unitedcypher.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/vlcsnap-1685571-300x225.png" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Please, God! Not the tree-dwelling Piranha!</p></div>
<p>Hello everyone! In this week&#8217;s episode, Mark and I are Gone Fishin&#8217; with two of the crappiest movies of all time, James Cameron&#8217;s <em><strong>Piranha 2: The Spawning</strong></em>, and <em><strong>Frankenfish</strong></em>. In this episode we depict the pros and cons to genetically creating things just for the hell of it, and harp on an actor that tries to be Denzel Washington just a little too much. No special guest this week, but that&#8217;s only because we couldn&#8217;t find someone else to stomach these movies with us. Don&#8217;t worry about getting sea sick, because if you watch these movies, you&#8217;ll puke anyway! Enjoy!</p>
<p><a href="http://unitedcypher.net/mpm/Motionpicturemeltdown/Fishy.mp3"> Click here to listen to Something Smells Fishy!</a></p>
<div id="attachment_1132" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-1132" href="http://www.unitedcypher.net/motion-picture-meltdown-season-2episode-6-something-smells-fishy/vlcsnap-1686087/"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1132" src="http://www.unitedcypher.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/vlcsnap-1686087-300x225.png" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Puppets, Attack!</p></div>
<p><a href="//www.unitedcypher.net/category/audio/motion-picture-meltdown/feed/"><img class="alignnone" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8IXFY6I9KSE/TFHGUeAIV2I/AAAAAAAAAxs/mMW3AcTeEdw/itunes.gif" alt="" width="220" height="105" /></a></p>
<div id="attachment_1134" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-1134" href="http://www.unitedcypher.net/motion-picture-meltdown-season-2episode-6-something-smells-fishy/vlcsnap-1710040/"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1134" src="http://www.unitedcypher.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/vlcsnap-1710040-300x168.png" alt="" width="300" height="168" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">&quot;Okay, you just make the dumbest face possible, and we&#39;ll add in shitty CGI fish.&quot;</p></div>
<div id="attachment_1135" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-1135" href="http://www.unitedcypher.net/motion-picture-meltdown-season-2episode-6-something-smells-fishy/vlcsnap-1687227/"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1135" src="http://www.unitedcypher.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/vlcsnap-1687227-300x225.png" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Is this Piranha 2 or Alien?</p></div>
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Hello everyone! In this week&#039;s episode, Mark and I are Gone Fishin&#039; with two of the crappiest movies of all time, James Cameron&#039;s Piranha 2: The Spawning, and Frankenfish. In this episode we depict the pros and cons to genetically creating things just for the hell of it, and harp on an actor that tries to be Denzel Washington just a little too much. No special guest this week, but that&#039;s only because we couldn&#039;t find someone else to stomach these movies with us. Don&#039;t worry about getting sea sick, because if you watch these movies, you&#039;ll puke anyway! Enjoy!

 Click here to listen to Something Smells Fishy! (http://unitedcypher.net/mpm/Motionpicturemeltdown/Fishy.mp3)



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		<title>It&#8217;s a weather joke (PIC)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:18:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DeHart</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[hurricane earl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[my name is earl]]></category>

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Here ya go.  Proof that we can be unappealing to multiple audiences.

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<p>Here ya go.  Proof that we can be unappealing to multiple audiences.</p>
<p><img alt="" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8IXFY6I9KSE/TIFz8DDhMDI/AAAAAAAAA2U/sWgdLShRFWo/Hurricane-Earl.jpg" class="aligncenter" width="560" height="433" /></p>
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		<title>Let me just say (PIC)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 08:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DeHart</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drive 55]]></category>
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I hate Sammy Hagar.

Moments later&#8230;

I could drive 55, but I chose not to.  Suck it, pig.
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I hate Sammy Hagar.<br />
<img class="aligncenter" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_8IXFY6I9KSE/TH2wJk4Z9iI/AAAAAAAAA14/FvK1Esr4Hts/s512/trafficcop.jpg" alt="" width="512" height="474" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Moments later&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class=" aligncenter" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_8IXFY6I9KSE/TH2xI-GB83I/AAAAAAAAA2A/a9RIrRSYWaU/old%20man%20driving%20car%20%28IL%29%20small.jpeg.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="212" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I could drive 55, but I chose not to.  Suck it, pig.</p>
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		<title>Corpses Gone Wild</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 08:26:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[corpses gone wild]]></category>

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We can&#8217;t take credit for this, but we do fully support it.  To clarify we support the site which is a joke, not real corpse &#8230;]]></description>
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<p>We can&#8217;t take credit for this, but we do fully support it.  To clarify we support the site which is a joke, not real corpse pornography which is questionable at best and no doubt highly unsanitary.  Check out this site <a href="http://www.corpsesgonewild.com/">Corpes Gone Wild</a>.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s funny stuff.  Buy a T-shirt.  They&#8217;ll appreciate it.</p>
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		<title>Fly Catching Contest (PIC)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 08:25:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DeHart</dc:creator>
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Let&#8217;s check out the entries.  

]]></description>
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<p>Let&#8217;s check out the entries.  </p>
<p><img alt="" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_8IXFY6I9KSE/THcTyxKKrQI/AAAAAAAAA1c/EltoJnwUe2Q/flycatchingcontest.jpg" class="alignnone" width="800" height="400" /></p>
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		<title>Froz T Freestyle (MUSIC)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 08:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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Summer will be over soon, so in typical American style, it&#8217;s time to start pushing Christmas.  This a freestyle from the coolest of gangstas, &#8230;]]></description>
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<p>Summer will be over soon, so in typical American style, it&#8217;s time to start pushing Christmas.  This a freestyle from the coolest of gangstas, Froz T.  Check this shit.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle> - Summer will be over soon, so in typical American style, it&#039;s time to start pushing Christmas.  This a freestyle from the coolest of gangstas, Froz T.  Check this shit.</itunes:subtitle>
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Summer will be over soon, so in typical American style, it&#039;s time to start pushing Christmas.  This a freestyle from the coolest of gangstas, Froz T.  Check this shit.</itunes:summary>
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